Jason spent almost the entire weekend at work, supporting a round-the-clock launch of multiple Very Important Website-y Things or Something Or Other, I Dunno. Like, they booked him a hotel downtown and everything, although they probably shouldn't have bothered, as I got a text message announcing his arrival (and intention to grab a couple hours of sleep before heading back to the office) at 5:35 a.m. on Sunday morning.
Thus the boys and I were left to our own devices, and given some Recent Events and Experiences, I mostly opted to not venture outside, or attempt doing anything at all, besides a shit-ton of laundry and Netflix.
(And a water balloon/water pistol fight. WHICH I WON.)
Specifically, Orange is the New Black, which I KNOW came out like, five million Internet weeks ago but I was trying to patiently wait until Jason's job allowed him to join me on a binge-watch session.
Unfortunately for poor J, I reached the end of my patience rope this weekend and texted him the following warning shot:
And even more unfortunately for J (and several other people who are all probably very sorry they ever gave me their phone numbers), I'd ALSO hit some kind of stir-crazy wall of ultra-easily-amused boredom, when this happened:
Something went awry with the episode's Spanish translation subtitles, and this one just...stuck around. And naturally, instead of being a grown-ass adult who would maybe reach for the remote and figure out how to fix it, I proceeded to take four million photos of every scene, every character, captioned with IN MY VAGINA TO MAKE A BREAD STARTER.
I'm putting the rest of this post behind a break because 1) minor spoilers for the first episode of the newest season of OINTB, I suppose, but mostly 2) I'm aware this is not nearly as funny to anyone else, and seriously, it's just a bunch of blurry photos of my TV captioned with IN MY VAGINA TO MAKE A BREAD STARTER. That's it. That's the whole joke. I've got literally nothing else.